MESSAGE FROM A CHILD TO HIS FATHER:

Dear father:

I've gone to live life with my new girlfriend, I know I'm only 14 years old but I'm madly in love.

I have not introduced her to you because I know the prejudices you have with the tattooed strippers, but you are wrong, even though she is 21 years older than me, he loves me and offered me her ranch in the invasion behind the urbanization to live with her and the baby that is on the way.

It's not just wild sex ... we want to give you many grandchildren now that her AIDS is not very advanced yet.

Carolina deserves that and more .... since she has had a very bad time leaving prostitution, she has opened my eyes and now I know that marijuana is not bad; in fact, we are going to plant and sell to the hood in exchange for cocaine and stone. I hope to visit you one day with the grandchildren.

Your son who loves you: Frank.

Note: It's all a lie, I'm at grandma house; I just wanted to remind you that you have a child who had six subjects left in high school is not the worst thing that can happen to them.

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Let me know when it is safe for me to return home.

FATHER'S RESPONSE:

Son, I'm so "pissed" that in a fit of madness I burn the PlayStation, I did a reformatting of your destop, the laptop, the tablet, the pendrives, give your dvds the ipod the itouch, the sound equipment and your tv plasma and I've shit on your clothes, I've distributed photos of you nude to your contacts, I've spread the gossip that your girlfriend left you for a cold dick and that you're now faggot and you sleep regularly with the old men of the store on the corner , your father who loves you.

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It's all a lie: Now you will realize that there are worse things than the "beating" that I will give you when you get home.